I have a tiny dick.
His date: WTF
Him: omg deck.
Daughter: I would like to go get some penis.
Mom: What.
Daughter: omg, peanuts peenuts.
Mom: Neither for me.
Coworker: Someone is eating tina in my office.
Coworker: Tina in accounting? Right now?
Coworker: No, please no, I never said that, tuna, someone is eating tuna in my office.
Coworker: Can you drive to lunch today?
Coworker: Sounds fun.
Coworker: OMG DROVE, he DROVE me to work. Shut up!
Him: Thanks for the nice first date last night.
Her: It was fun.
When's our second date, I can't wait to see those nipples.
Her: Never!
Him: OMG! DIMPLES, I meant dimples. Sh!T.
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